|Servant||Valentine's Craft Essence and Scene|
I know about Valentine's events.
You can't separate politics from festivities.
However, don't forget Humanity is about to be incinerated. Make sure you have fun in moderation.
You understand? Is it okay to leave it to you? You can react to any event immediately?
Wonderful, (Player's Name).
It appears that I didn't need to remind you, right?
I would like to give you a reward.
I have prepared the highest-quality items that I could, so I'd be happy if you accepted them.
Please consider the crown a prayer for victory.
To a certain victory in your travels, and sweet fortune, Master.
Hmm. What do you want, (Your Name)?
As you can see, I am taking a walk after my meal.
I kind of ate too many calories, and since there's no one
for me to use my sword on, I am taking a walk.
...Dammit, just how dim-witted can you be!?
FINE! I know this is very sudden,
but do you like leftovers (Your Name)?
You like them? Good, then take these!
Although it's wasted on you!
Even for someone like me, l am done after eating 10
boxes of these chocolates.
But as king, I can't waste any military supplies. You need
to eat every last bite, since you're my contractor.
Farewell, then! Erase this from your memory after
finishing the chocolate!
Master, today's Valentine's Day!
Please accept this!
I was wondering if a fulfilling cake would be better than a chocolate, but in the end I've decided to take the classic route.
I failed and tried again many times, so I can guarantee that this really tastes like chocolate!
It's handmade, of course. Why do you ask?
Ah... You didn't think I knew how to cook?
Well, that's because...
Lady Medea taught me everything I needed to know...
I guess you can say it's an extension of my training...
Well, all's well that ends well!
I look forward to working with you, Master!
Umu, it's Valentine's!
I don't know which festival this is but
it's great to see everyone happy!
You pour your feelings into chocolate and express your
gratitude! Trust and love, right?
If so, that is my forte as well.
...Actually, I'd like to receive them, but that's all right.
I shall conduct myself as a maiden instead of the
emperor just for today.
My contractor, my beautiful Master.
I can express only some of my feelings, but I will bestow
this to you! Respectfully accept it!
I have something I need to tell you.
This kind of action appears to be difficult for me.
A weapon of destruction. A slaughtering device. Anything
that touches this hand will simply wither away...
...That's what I thought...
...This is what happened.
It was supposed to be a chocolate.
Boudica and Martha taught me about
the meaning of cuisine and cooking.
told me that sweetness can soothe people...
...But, this is how it turned out.
Anything that touches my hands breaks. It has to—
A tricolor light of the god of war, ending up like that...
It caught me completely off guard.
But, do not worry. Hmm. If you peel off the exterior, it
probably won't be a problem.
Chocolate is good civilization.
It remains without breaking, even when I touch it.
I would like you to try it.
“Feelings can't be broken” ...These are good words.
Ahh, Master. Here you are.
Great. You were easier to find than I thought
I guess this is destiny?
Hehe. I don't usually think about that.
I may have been a bit nervous
since I did something I'm not used to doing.
Hmm. That's it.
Huh? What was I talking about?
How do I put it? Well...
I get nervous when it comes down to doing it...
Huh? Huh? You're saying I don't need to say something
that's hard to say?
That's true... That's right but...
Hmm... Thank you, Master.
...Well, I have to say it even if it's hard to say.
That's why I made it and looked for you.
—Le Chevalier d'Eon is here! For you, who not only
saved the French royalty but the world as well!
A present! For you!
...Good. I finally said it. Right.
I brought a Valentine's present for you.
I didn't think it would be anything. Oh my. This is a lot
more embarrassing than I thought.
Oh, (Your Name).
Have you enjoyed the event so far?
Of course, it's important to save the world but it will suffocate you if you do it all the time. You have to relax sometimes.
By the way, did you receive chocolate from the girl you love?
Not yet, you say!? Really!?
I wonder why? ... Did you go up to her? Did you show her with your attitude that you wanted her chocolate?
It may not be the way to do it now but, in my days, you would say those things out loud-
...Huh? Want a chocolate from me?
Er? Huh? I-Is that right? Ahh... That's a problem...
I might not have expected that.
Hmmm, I don't mind. I'm happy. I always welcome you telling me that you love me.
But, this is a problem...
Aside from the chocolate for my daughters and my husband, I've only made a large "friendship chocolate" for a group of men.
This is chocolate, but it's a whole cake with volume!
I guess I can't give you this whole thing, can I-
I-Is that all right? Even a whole chocolate cake?
All right, then. You can have it. A reward from me to you, who's always working so hard!
Oh, I was looking for you, Master! I have prepared
“chocolate” for this rumored “Valentine” for you!
How is it? Looks good, doesn't it? That mountain-like
pattern is excellent too, wouldn't you say?
Huh? Valentine's is the day to convey your feelings to
the person on your mind? Does “on your mind” mean
that you like or hate them?
Oof! P-Pardon me.
I got surprised and just...
You're probably troubled by my love
for you, Master... I'll just go back to bed now...
Huh? Let's have chocolate together on the deck? You
Of course! If you're happy with me!
I will go anywhere you go, Master!
...Ummm, I think you did say something like that.
Do you want some? But, I haven't made it, you know.
Here, I took a bite but you can have it.
Well, sorry about that, Master!
...lt gets embarassing when it's formal like this.
Me aside, (Your Name)'s gaze is at fault here.
...Those eyes are so serious, I can't look at them
directly... Don't you know that'll make me fall for you all
I'm not a cheap emperor like that, you know?
...Umu, but I shall forgive you.
My contractor, my love, my sword-bearer.
I must display my love for you here.
Come—— Accept this!
Everything that made Rome is contained in this heavenly
fruit. One's destiny becomes rosy with this supreme
Master? I made some chocolate.
Making an apple myself feels somewhat strange.
Take it. It's my thanks, and other things, for the battles, we've fought together...
Shut up, if you don't want it, I'll take it away.
If you do want it, run and catch me.
Oh, there you are, (Your Name). Here you go.
What's it called again? I think it's called-
Ah yes, Valentine's?
It's a thing called chocolate.
I was really going to make just one, but look, a prototype? I made a whole lot.
So I'll give you one. Hehe. You can break down and weep thankfully, okay?
It's not common to receive something one-sided from a goddess. It's true.
So this is where you say those words.
"Thank you very much"-
...I am not feeling it! Not enough gratitude!
Wait, I'm sure you were sincere, but more!
Show me more love and faith!
Humans need water and air, right?
It's the same as that. Respect me more.
You don't know about faith, but you said it with plenty of love? Y-You don't have to declare yourself again.
What?! What is it?! UGGH, where are Medusa and Asterios, anyway?
Ah, Master! Hold on!
I might as well give you some chocolate!
Because I plan to physically turn Orion into chocolate,
since he pestered me about wanting chocolate from
other women Servants!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry but your chocolate is absolutely
I'm turning into chocolate!
Today is the monthly day of assessment, right, (Player's Name)? Huh? You didn't know? It started from today!
By the way, you've been working hard recently so I have a special reward for you. Gratefully accept it!
My special order of chocolate skulls! How about it? Cool, no? You happy? You're happy, right?
Hmm? Ypi don't like the chocolate I brought?
...I see, You've become quite important (Editor Note: impudent?), haven't you!
You're ecstatic, you say?
Uwahhhh. Why didn't you just say so, you dummy?! You're just a sweetheart, aren't you?
Look. Don't hesitate to come close, a little closer!
I will personally cut it.
Hmm! Chocolate eaten with you is particularly special!
I expect even better work from now on!
So this is where you are, Master.
Today's Valentine's, right?
You probably won't be that happy to get a chocolate
from someone like me... But this, would you...accept this?
I put all my effort into making this...
So I think... It should taste pretty good... Ah.
Y—Yes, of course, it's only natural for you to accept it!
I knew you were the understanding type Puppy!
Whaaat, I didn't even need to worry!
Huh? What was I worried about?
What happened to the usual idol-loving person?
Well... It's not like I am happy-go-lucky every day.
l always get a headache and blame myself after doing
Hehe. It's strange. Whenever I see your face l just get
this feeling that everything will be all right.
The stage spotlight is nice too, but this secret backstage
time isn't bad either.
See you, Master. Thanks! Be sure to let me know what
you think about the taste later!
-Hmm. I just bumped into you naturally, it seems.
You always look so busy all the time.
It's hard to run into you without some twist of fate.
But bumping into each other like this...
Is this what a Master and Servant are like?
...Well, no need for a long conversation.
Even I will adjust myself to those around me today.
You are a busy person too, no?
Just hurry up and finish your business,
Be grateful and accept this. I Scáthach, made chocolate for the first time, in accordance with the customs of the day.
How can I put it... This beyond embarrassing.
But, seeing you with the chocolate is worth all the effort.
My trembling is a small matter compared to that.
Ahh, Also. I'll tell you beforehand not to criticize my work.
It's probably not sweet and tastes awful. Regardless, I am confident about its effects.
Huh Anyway, it's a chocolate that goes straight for your heart. I'm sure it will be effective.
Hmm. It was a delightful time making this. I... was so excited, like a little girl.
It was just a short time but I thought it would be good to perfect my cooking, in addition to my martial arts.
What, that's not like me, you say? ...Hey. Don't laugh.
I told you. It was after I got excited like a little girl.
I have a bit of a soft spot too, okay?
It seems like something is going on in the world, Master
I heard that offering chocolate was a practice from the Far East.
If you consume a proper amount of sugar, well,
it's an excellent source of nuitrition for your brain.
Gifting chocolate by a single side... Isn't it a useless
activity for us Servants, who are built for combat and destruction?
B-By the way, Master.
I'm going to completely change the topic.
This thing was lodged between my chest...
A chocolate in the shape of my cursed spear——
No, no, no. That's not it.
This must be one of the functions of the spear... So...
My heart has never fluttered in the slightest regarding
vulgar customs of the world...
ARRGH! Don't be consumed with trivial matters, (Your Name)!
Just graciously accept what you are given! This cursed
spear that connects the world, time to taste it while you cry!
So this is where you are, Master.
Great... I was a little worried that if I couldn't meet you on the day to weave our love...
I would feel sorrow. The boiling flame in my chest could not lose to the frozen breath of Fenrir, I thought.
But, we met. Ohh...
My hero. My dear. You came when I wanted to meet you.
Just like my Sigurd...
Thank you so much, Master.
This is the shape of my feelings.
Please accept it... and don't throw it away, okay?
What is this you ask?
Well, it's... called chocolate. Why do you ask?
Was I being strange perhaps?
This embodies all of my feelings toward you but...
-That person's wisdom glasses.
It should fit you perfectly.
It will definitely fit. Well, well... Because you're my hero.
Oh, so this is where you are (Your Name).
... ... ...Here you go. It's not much.
...l will take my leave now.
l just remembered something I have to do— Huh?
Why am I wearing an eye-mask?
Well, even if you tell me to take it off... Ah!
It's not like I had a particular reason...
For someone as big as me,
I feel bad for pushing this chocolate on you...
You don't mind? Does the chocolate look good?
That makes me feel like everything was worth it when
you say that.
Once again—this is my Valentine's gift, Master.
I can't guarantee that it tastes good, but please enjoy it.
I present you with chocolate!
As your Servant, l thought a chocolate shaped like an enemy's head would be suitable, but everyone stopped me.
Anyhow, all my feelings are in this chocolate!
With this sharpness, you can definitely cut a person up!
My oh my, Master!
Vive la France! Today's a wonderful day, isn't it?
A sweet, sweet present for an important individual——
What a wonderful event. Don't you think?
I have one ready for you, too.
It's nothing much but please accept it.
You are you like my spouse, Master, so I should send you my most treasured item, right?
Oh. Yes, yes. That's right.
Actually, I have a favor to ask of you...
Keep it from Amadeus and Sanson, Okay? It would be tough
if they knew that you'd accepted my chocolate.
I thought hard and prepared separate items for each person. I did but...
They started arguing about who had the bigger one,
or if the amount of sugar was equal to the amount of love!
It should be a wonderful day full of love but I don't think that's very good!
Oh well. There's nothing we can do if they know already, but if you can—
—Please keep it a secret from those two, Master.
Greetings, Master. You seem to be busy running around but do you have some time to spare?
This is something I need to say since you have taken part in the event—
It's “Happy Valentine's Day.” This is a little something that I made by mixing chocolate and...
...grilled panis biscoctus. Well, I guess you would call it a biscuit nowadays, right?
Do you know about the origin of Valentine's Day? It originates from the martyrdom of Valentinus...
He would be happy to know that his incomplete... Ahem, I mean his resolve of sacrificing himself
became the day people find love. Originally, though, it would be better to say it's derived from ancient Roman myths. Yes.
Should I praise Valentinus, skilled in special attacks, for the good result of keeping...
...the faith of his martyrdom to the old married Goddess?
Anyway, it is wonderful to have more people starting to smile.
...Yes? What is this?
What about my chocolate cookie?
Huh. ls a dumbbell mixed in the cookie mountain?
No way, a dumbbell in a cookie. What's that, a devil's project!? Satan ordered it!?
Well, if you make an ordinary cookie, I thought it would lose in impact versus other people's.
It was made in a very incredibly high density 1-ton chocolate dumbbells...
It was mixed in with present wrappers...
...lt's wonderfully mixed, isn't it?
Oh, this again!
Rough work. It's all over the place as usual! You know, it's tedious cooking for only one person!
Basically, I do the cooking for everyone in my family! I don't
specialize in small and neatly arranged food, got it!?
Ah... Sorry. What's going on with me... The confusion is making me vulgar. Tee-hee.
Yes, so I will do this over.
Chocolate is chocolate, no matter how hard it is. Rest assured that the taste won't change,
(Your Name). You can enjoy anything as long as you have guts, spirit faith and effort <3
Please make sure you eat it all, okay?
That is my request to you <3
Hey! Great timing, Master! This is my way of thanking
you for your patronage. Take it!
Hmm. You look like you weren't expecting that.
What? You didn't think you'd get something from me?
What brought this on?
Haha, that's totally right!
Even if you're my boss, giving you a Valentine's
chocolate would be laughed at, even by the Pelican!
Well, I am not really attached to money.
I tried to squeeze some money out of a group of men
playing cards, and in the end I actually got a lot out of it.
It's thanks to you, originally, (Your Name)!
Well, it's great to have something that's mutually
I'm sure that receiving candy from a pirate like me is
bothersome, but that aside...
...just give up and accept my passionate chocolate!
...Here you go. Chocolate.
Well, Mary. I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed.
I made it into a treasure-like chocolate, like a pirate.
Um... I put all my energy into making it and tried it..
It's good in its own way... I think. Most likely.
Merry... I mean,
Happy Valentine's, Reindeer.
I miss the winter stratosphere where your breath
freezes... I'm not good with this frivolous air.
...But, it can't be helped.
Seasons turn and Santa has no place to go...
Oh well. Just accept it!
It's humiliating for Santa but I'm grateful to you!
Eat it while tears stream down your cheeks, and
remember the glorious winter! The fun reindeer life! Yes,
Okay, that was good. My exhausted heart has relaxed
and rejuvenated too.
Ahh, l just want to eat turkey right now...
Can't Christmas come any sooner?
Oh, Master. Why do you look like you want something
from me? Are you keeping your stomach empty?
Someone who's in the position of being my Master
shouldn't get carried away in a boring event like this.
Juuuust kidding! Kidding<3
Today's Valentine's Day, right? Of course I remembered
l just couldn't help teasing you because you're so cute.
Here you go. It's nothing much.
It was my first time making chocolate, but I can
guarantee its nutritional value and its ability to raise your Luck.
Huh? Valentine's chocolate doesn't need to be a magical
item like that, love is more important, right?
I put all my gratitude into making it.
This goes without saying but,
it's because you're my precious little sibling.
Valentine's Day and Halloween are the same, right?
With that in mind, yesss, hold out your hands, Master! An
extraordinary reward from me!
Hehe, you look so happy that you forgot to give me an
honest impression like “Wow, looks delicious!”
I know. I know. I mean this is my masterpiece. Ah, be
sure to look carefully at the back, Okay?
Because I've also attached the “Hello Elly-chan
handshake ticket x100” with it. Even if there are more
affordable and better...
...four-star Servants in the future, no cheating, okay?
Please give me all your love until next Halloween,
This is a chocolate, Master.
It's not much, but will you accept my feelings of gratitude?
Huh? They're elaborate for being handmade, you say?
It's just like a high-end chocolate you buy in a store?
...Well, that makes me feel embarrassed.
...But, I'm happy. You gladly accepted it even if it's made by my magecraft.
Yes! I'm fired up! Please prepare yoursel... I mean, looking forward to next year, Master!
In the name of the Friendly Witch, I will cultivate-
even more high-end chocolate, okay?
I'm glad we can meet in a nice place like this, Master.
...Let's see. Luckily, there's no one around us...
Situations are important for this kind of stuff.
Important memorials should be as special as possible.
With great gratitude, then...
Please pardon me for being forward, but I,
Tamamo-no-Mae, has poured my heart and soul into this.
Please accept this small token of my gratitude.
Though I am still in training,
I put everything I have into making this <3
How about this Godiva-like luxuriousness...
Honestly, it took seven full days to make.
The right women can go all out when they need to!
...Well, I am in a slightly different situation
than all the other Servants.
I possess memories that I shouldn't have and know of
a future that I shouldn't know.
It makes me feel like it's hard for me to earn your
trust and effort in this summon.
Therefore, I will devote myself to you and be by your
side until the very end. I have put forth everything I
had into displaying that determination. Oh, the conversation
is getting heavy and serious now so let's stop here!
From now on, I will be your reliable wife and
shrine maiden, and rampage like MIKON!
You can count on me, Master!
Good afternoon! Hmm, Master!
I'm begging you, please accept this chocolate!
Huh? “You don't have to go that far?”
You would be happy to accept a gift from Alice?
—Amazing. How amazing. Alice!
This is really like a dream!
How wonderful this is!
To think that someone would accept the feelings of a
book with such a gentle smile!
How embarrassing. It feels like old pages of mine are
going to dance!
My gratitude to the wonderful you.
Please take the glittering, shining sugar!
Hehe. I hope this day will be a delicious memory.
Thank you in advance, Master★
Happy to see you are looking good as usual.
By the way, today is a wonderful day, isn't it? There
have been blizzards every day, and nowhere to go to but
Even if the world is heading toward demise like this,
there is still a feeling of calmness in here.
People's hearts are alive as they enjoy festivals and
mourn over tragedies.
I'm a goddess who dislikes humanity... Nonetheless,
I think humanity is a wonderful thing.
...Sigh. What's with that reaction? This is where you say
“You have fascinated me again, Miss Stheno. Please
press me with another unreasonable demand like
You would've made me happy with that comment.
...But forget about it. That's the kind of person you are.
How insensitive... Please, just accept this.
You are the only one I'm serious about, the partner I truly love—
If I could only say that.
I will refrain from that nonsense for today.
You know what this is by seeing it, right? This chocolate
is but one among a few that I made——
Love us well. Then, one day...
...A day may come in which one of us truly loves you.
Here's a chocolate snack.
Is this really okay for you? Isn't candy better?
But, chocolate can be processed into anything.
...Maybe you can use it for an assassination.
No, but then it would just be poisoning, right?
It won't work if there's a taster, right?
What a boorish conversation. Forget it. Anyhow, how about a drink, Master, with this chocolate-?
Here's some chocolate, okay? Hehehe, you say to be proper without deliberately acting strange, right?
Let's have chocolate together and dive into a sweet, sweet dream.
...Oh, I'm looking forward to the return gift, okay?
...Here you go.
"Thank you for the Octuplet Crystals?"
No! It's chocolate!
Somehow it ended up like this but it's chocolate!
Just eat it already! Otherwise, I'm going to use Phantom Maiden, no questions asked!
Mommy! I made chocolate! Melted chocolate is delicious, isn't it? I tasted it many times!
I made the contents using our characteristics while we were alive!
Hehehe, I'm really confident in this creation!
We can eat this together!? Yippee!
Good morning, Master!
Getting right down to business, here you go!
Hmm. Why are you running? I'm serious this time.
I can read between the lines.
Please take it.
I look forward to our time together, Master.
Well, actually, I made this as a part of
the merchandise line for Du Stallion II.
By doing this, we can firmly gain the popularity of
children! How about running a sample sale in Chaldea?
Huh? There are almost no children?
...Oh, oh no... I forgot!
Well, well, what's going on, Master?
What's with the twitching?
You had a strange dream?
Hmm. You dreamed about me? I'm happy☆
My chocolate, you see, is me, of course! Hey, Master.
You're twitching even more...
Aah, Master... Please forgive this bad cat...
Chocolate liquor... Chocolate liquor...
My tears won't stop when I am chopping up chocolate liquor!
Love is sweet and bitter, sometimes you add it in a curry
In other words, it's just like onions!
But, it was my victory in the end!
I want you to accept this special item!
Then I want to hear what you think about the shape.
Hmm. Just eat me<3
That's what this chocolate is saying, you know?
By the way, Master. Have you received chocolate from
another Tamamo besides me?
If you have, an original drama will begin where a tragic
war breaks out, Tamamo is killed and I also die...
Well, that doesn't seem to be the vibe.
But don't get too carried away with other girls‘
chocolate! Cat will get lonelier!
Are you enjoying your holiday? That is fine. Resting
when you can is a requirement of being an adult.
I can't think of a topic!
I guess l just can't do it.
It seems I shouldn't do things that I'm not used to.
Right. Here you go, Master. It's chocolate.
Taking advantage of Valentine's Day, I will show you the
feelings that are hard for me to say normally.
...Well. I know my chocolate is not that interesting, and
even I am embarrassed about it, but...
I would like to honor your daily efforts. I will
work hard to continue our relationship even further!
-Sweet, melting, and bitter.
-I guess chocolate is the flavor of love.
Today is Valentine's Day, Master.
Kiyohime, unworthy me, has made chocolate.
To be precise, I "became" chocolate rather than made it.
If I can become a dragon by holding on to my feelings for a thousand years, becoming a chocolate is rather simple.
I will be the personification of that cheesy tagline!
I will melt in your mouth-
but definitely not... in... your... hand☆
By the way, if I transform my entire body in chocolate, I would be roughly 240,000 calories♪
You can cut me into pieces and eat me up later if you want to.
1. That would be a crime!
2. What is this a dream?
Select: That would be a crime!
Select: What is this a dream?
Well, well I wonder what kind of nightmare you witnessed?
Perhaps something like "The tiger now hath seized the gentle hind?"
1. Well, Ms. K...
2. I can't remember...
Select: Well, Ms. K...
Oh, I see.
It is almost Valentine's Day.
Select: I can't remember...
???:A nightmare so terrible you couldn't even remember, I see.
But, if it's a nightmare that can even tortue our Master, I have no doubts its content is related to Ms K.
...That aside... Hello, my Master!
I, Shakespeare, the most renowned literary writer in the world, have come to destroy your golden slumber!
Why? You may ask.
No reason, I am simply here to wake you up.
1. From you? That's rare.
2. Where's Mash?
Select: From you? That's rare.
I am sure you'd think that way. After all, Lady Mash is the usually the one to wake you up.
Unfortunately, as you may be aware, she's battling with chocolate at the moment.
Select: Where's Mash?
Well, well, have you forgotten, Master?
All of the female Servants, including her, are spending all their time on chocolate.
Some of them... Like Lady Artemis, for example, is making the chocolate for their true love.
Lady Mata Hari, Lady Antoinette, and Lady Boudica seem to be making chocolate for everybody.
I guess you could call those types of chocolate, friendship chocolate.
Also, although about what they might get in return on White Day, except Lady Boudica.
I mean, the majority of male Servants probably never received a chocolate in their life, and glare at the world with eyes that look like the Tibetan Fox.
Well, there also Servants who don't care much about this kind of occasion, but that's that.
"It (Jealousy) is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on."
...That's the saying, no?
1. Would they be happy to get one from me?
Select: Would they be happy to get one from me?
Ohh,h, Master's handmade chocolate!
That would make any Servant happy!
Servants are emotional entities. If they get chocolate from you, you can except them to work extra hard.
In that case, let's go join the ladies and make some chocolate with them!
Hmm, someone appears to be running around the halls.
I urge you to exercise care, Master.
1. Wh-What's going on?
Select: Wh-What's going on?
An attack on Chaldea?
They seem to have run into the simulator room.
Shall we pursue them?
Well, well, Master! I shall be rooting for you, so please go finish this quickly!
Hmm, that was some good exercise, wasn't it Master?
However, what is this Servant?
It looks like a Shadow Servant, but with a much paler color...
More than anything-
1. This... smells like chocolate...
2. This... sweet fragrance...
Select: This... smells like chocolate...
Select: This... sweet fragrance...
Yes, that's it!
I know what they are now-
Where? Where is it?
...Oh? The adorable, flustered thing over there is...
Oh my, Master. Say, did you happen to see a chocolate sprinting around here?
1. ...What did you say?
Select: ...What did you say?
A chocolate I said. I am not sure what happened but...
...the chocolate I melted in a bain-marie started to fuse together, took human form, and all of a sudden ran away.
It sure is mysterious, isn't it?
What should we do, Master?
ran... away...... you say!?
In other words, let's call the entities we've just met "Choco-Servants!"
Now what do I do... I put some a secret spell on it that allows it to turn into a jewel.
1. That's way too magical...
2. What kind of alchemist are you?
Select: That's way too magical...
Select: What kind of alchemist are you?
Hehehe, if you pour enough love into your chocolate, it's only natural for it do that.
Please be sure to remember that because it's very important, Master ♪
This has turned into an extremely fascinating event, Master!
But please rest assured, Master. I thought something like this might happen!
Prepare for the impossible!
I have called upon some Servants with unusual senses of smell to track down those chocolates.
Let's use their scarily keen senses of smell derived from their unpopulari... I mean jealousy, and take back those chocolates.
1. You're behind this aren't you?
2. I know what your final Ascension look like...
Select: You're behind this aren't you?
Select: I know what your final Ascension look like...
Hahahaha, you sure like to jest, Master!
...If I were behind this commotion, I would surely make the chocolate escape with more drama, more tragedy!
Therefore, I promise I am only acting out of the kindness in my heart.
Ah, I can see distrust in my Master's eyes. Heh heh, I guess my legacy can be both good and evil at times!
Ahhh, heaters and blankets are the best on a cold day like this... Good, it feels so good...
I know I have a lot to do, but snuggling in this blanket next to a heater somehow makes me feel like everything will be all right.
Truly, this just feels too good...
No wonder humanity has fallen...
Pardon me for interrupting your self-degenerating fantasy, but you really have to stop being useless when we need you.
Ouch, that hurts! That brought me back to reality! Can you stop with the kind of insults that cuts you to the core?
Wait, what? Shakespeare?
Chocolate? Escape? Oh, hold on a moment.
No, wait a minute. What's going on?
Eh, eh, eh-!?
At least let me fulfill my role as the exposition guy-!