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GUDAGUDA Honnoji
GUDAGUDA 2


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Prologue: The Warring Era of Heroic Spirits

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Dr. Roman
An intruder in Chaldea!
Again? Where are they from?

Da Vinci
They seem to have directly entered from a different phase space. But this response? I wonder what this is.

Mash
Doctor, is it an emergency?
Oh, Senpai, good morning.

  1. You look cheerful again today.
  2. What was breakfast?
  Select: You look cheerful again today.
Mash
Yes, of course. It's good to be cheerful.
I also had a delicious breakfast today.
Dr. Roman
I think you're acting a little too calm!
Greetings are important, but for now, intruder!

  Select: What was breakfast?
Mash
Fried eggs, seaweed, and miso soup, with stewed pumpkins for dessert.
Mash
Even rationing out what little we have stored, I believe this was a frugal yet complete meal.
Dr. Roman
Pumpkin, huh. We did harvest a lot, so there is an excess of them.
Dr. Roman
No wait!
Intruder, the intruder!

Mash
Oh my, I'll go intercept them right away.
Senpai, please do the honors.

Mash
The response was from around here...

Dr. Roman
Mash, behind you!

Mash
Wh–?

H:???
Nobu nobuu!

Mash
?!?!?!

Dr. Roman
Wha–?

  1. What?
  2. Huh?
  Select: What?

  Select: Huh?

H:???
Nobu nobuu!

Mash
What is this thing?

Da Vinci
Be careful, Mash. It may look like a joke, but it's displaying high combat capabilities.

H:???
Nobbuu!

Mash
Master!
Look out!

D:???
Stop right there!

H:???
Nobu!?

Mash
W-Who are you?

D:???
Nice to meet you. I'm from Shinsen–
Uh... Let's see... Just call me Sakura Saber.

Mash
Sakura... Saber?

Sakura Saber
Yes. I materialized in this world to pursue that mysterious creature...

E:???
Wait, wait, man-slayer!
Don't leave me behind!

E:???
Sheesh, my normal self could take them out like it was nothing, but this is rather hard on me...

Mash
U-Um, the two of you are?

E:???
Hmm? Me? I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Nobu– No, Demon, right! I'm Demon Archer!

Mash
Demon Archer and Sakura Saber...
I see.

Dr. Roman
If I could interrupt, I figured out where that thing spawned. It's a different phase space that collided with Chaldea.

Dr. Roman
We have to destroy the source of the problem.
Or else, Chaldea will be filled with strange creatures.

Da Vinci
I finished calculating the coordinates for the Rayshift.
Go in there and get rid of them quick!

Mash
Understood! I'll hurry over with Senpai!
Um, by the way, what will you two do?

Sakura Saber
We're hoping to do the same thing you're trying to do.
Please let us come along with you.

Sakura Saber
If that's okay with you?
Archer?

Demon Archer
All right, all right. Well, it is our problem and I've grown tired of chasing after them...

Demon Archer
Very well! The Demon King of the Sixth Heaven,
Demon Archer will lend you a hand!

Dr. Roman
Anyway, once you all Rayshift, I'll lock the system down.

Dr. Roman
There. Now we can have some peace of mind.

Dr. Roman
By the way, those two Servants...
How did they directly materialize into Chaldea?

Da Vinci
Hmm, it looks like we got connected to a strange space by an astronomical probability.

Da Vinci
Look at the conditions they're Rayshifting into. What's this? Phenomena Corruption from another phase space?

Da Vinci
In any case, it's pretty terrible.

Dr. Roman
Wow... What's this? A group of strange creatures, and something else? They're not quite Shadow Servants...

Dr. Roman
...Either way, I believe Fujimaru will be able to do something about it—

Dr. Roman
—Now it's time for me to go back to bed.

Dr. Roman
I'm sleepy because I was sending messages to Magi☆Mari till really late last night.

Da Vinci
You kept sending her messages and she just kept yelling at you... Is that some sort of punishment?

Dr. Roman
It's not a punishment, it's a reward!

Dr. Roman
Though, I need to take a nap or something to reset my mind and regain my footing...

Fou
Foou!

Dr. Roman
Huh? It's you, Fou. You were left behind? Eh?
You had a bad feeling so you didn't want to go?

Fou
Foou...

Mash
Rayshift complete, but...
Where are we?

Demon Archer
It seems the Imperial Holy Grail lost control and created a separate dimension within this phase space.

Mash
Imperial... Holy Grail?
What is that?

Sakura Saber
We can talk later.
They're coming!

--BATTLE--

Mash
The Grail—is out of control?

Sakura Saber
Yes. There was a Holy Grail War in our world,
but the Grail was tampered with by some strange technology.

Sakura Saber
At the end of all that tampering, its power got out of control...

Demon Archer
Unfortunately, I got involved in the accident and my subconscious materialized.
It's starting to—corrupt reality.

Demon Archer
Worst of all, it took away most of my power. Originally I should be OP like a Last Boss, but now I'm like a 0.5 star Servant...

Demon Archer
In short, I got nerfed to a level 1 noob.

  1. Star?
  2. So you're one of those...
  Select: Star?
Demon Archer
With my power, I should've been a 5-star character.
Why did it end up like this...

  Select: So you're one of those...
Sakura Saber
I'm sorry our Archer is causing you so much trouble.

Mash
So that indescribable creature is the manifestation of Demon Archer's subconscious and power?

Demon Archer
Y-Yeah. I don't quite understand it myself,
but that seems to be the case.

  1. How irresponsible...
  2. It only has one eye...
  Select: How irresponsible...
Sakura Saber
This has nothing to do with you,
I'm sorry that you've gotten involved.
Sakura Saber
It's basically all Archer's fault, so please complain to her as much as you want.

  Select: It only has one eye...
Demon Archer
I-It's only being hidden by hair, yes?
See, it's just like Mash over there!
Mash
Don't lump me in with that thing!

Mash
By the way, I found this during the earlier battle.
...A bowl? Perhaps? And a steel pot?

Demon Archer
Looks like the magical energy leaking from the Grail copied what's “valuable” in my mind.

Mash
Valuable? A black pot and an old bowl...
They don't look like they're that valuable...

Da Vinci
Mash, can I have a look at them?
Hmm, hmm...

Da Vinci
What is this? Such dusty looking vessels are valuable in the Far East?

Demon Archer
Rude Westerners! Rikyu will punch you for not understanding value in the simple and subdued!

Da Vinci
Well, even if you claim this is valuable...
Wait, now that you mention it...

Da Vinci
—I'm curious! These tea set-like things?
My workshop will take them!

Mash
You're interested in them?

Da Vinci
Just look at this black, unsightly teapot!
Quality iron, smooth to the touch...

Da Vinci
...But is super dull in shape and color. Still, I feel like it has an indescribable charm, or maybe not so much?

  1. That's what she meant by “simple and subdued!”
  2. Won't it explode?
  Select: That's what she meant by “simple and subdued!”
Demon Archer
Oh, you are quite knowledgeable.
I'll make you some tea later.
Demon Archer
Let's see, I'll rent out an entire temple somewhere...

  Select: Won't it explode?
Sakura Saber
No, no, there is no way a teapot could ever explode.
Demon Archer
You think so?

Mash
I-In any case, let's head towards the center of this Singularity.

Sakura Saber
We somewhat forced your hand for assistance,
but I hope we can work together well.

Demon Archer
Right! Let's go, everyone!
On to the journey that will unify this nation by force!

Act 1: Sneak Attack!! GUDAGUDA Okehazama

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Imagawa Yoshitsune
All right, we'll set up camp here! Ben– I mean,
Sessai, prepare for a banquet. In two seconds.

Musashibou Sessai
Two seconds? Oh I'm sorry, right away!
Please don't put your hand on your blade.

Musashibou Sessai
However, my lord, camping in a place like this is dangerous. Don't let your guard down.

Imagawa Yoshitsune
I am fully aware of that. After all, I'm a genius.
I don't mind danger and stuff.

Imagawa Yoshitsune
If we're attacked, we wake right up and attack back.
Enemies can't easily approach an army this size to begin with.

Mini-Nobu
Nobu nobuu!

Imagawa Yoshitsune
See, this mysterious creature says so, too.
Ben– I mean, Sessai, you worry too much.

Musashibou Sessai
I see...
I hope nothing serious ends up happening...

Mash
Looks like some Servants are bringing those strange creatures along with them...

Demon Archer
Hmm, it seems they brainwash Servants summoned by the Holy Grail, and then they put those Servants to work...

Sakura Saber
Those do look like Heroic Spirits, but something's odd.Maybe some unnecessary factors got mixed in during their summons.

Mash
In any case, it'll be difficult to fight an army that large.
What should we do?

Demon Archer
Indeed, this calls for— a night raid, of course!

  1. Night raid?
  2. That's like Okehazama!
  Select: Night raid?
Demon Archer
That's right! It's the best way for a few to attack many!
By the way, when I was young...

  Select: That's like Okehazama!
Demon Archer
You study hard, I'm impressed! Yes, with that battle I revealed my intention to unify the nation!

Sakura Saber
I'll catch the enemy's attention. Everyone, ambush the main army when you get the chance!

Demon Archer
Listen to me!

Mash
Sakura Saber, will you be okay going alone?

Sakura Saber
Despite my looks, I'm used to dealing with large groups,
and those trivial enemies can't possibly defea...

Sakura Saber
Kugh?! (coughs blood)

Mash
Whaaaaaat?

  1. A-Are you all right!?
  2. MEDIC!
  Select: A-Are you all right!?

  Select: MEDIC!

Sakura Saber
D-Don't be alarmed...
This is simply a skill of mine...

Sakura Saber
Sometimes I'm unable to act, or I'm defenseless before an enemy. That's all this ability does...

  1. What kind of useless skill is that?
  2. I see, that's pretty fatal!
  Select: What kind of useless skill is that?
Sakura Saber
(Sob) After all, I'm a useless soldier.
Who made the Bakumatsu like that?

  Select: I see, that's pretty fatal!
Sakura Saber
It's not as if I like having this skill!
I can't remove it even if I wanted to!

???
Hmm?
Who's making a fuss over there?

Demon Archer
Come on! See, now they found us because you were making so much noise!

Matsudaira Arash
Are you the insolent bunch after Lord Yoshitsune?
You have some nerve attacking an army this large.

Matsudaira Arash
...But I respect your courage! Therefore I, Matsudaira Arash, the vanguard of this troop,

Matsudaira Arash
the best archer in these seas—no, the best archer in the Orient! —will rain punishment down on you!

Mash
I am so confused right now!

--BATTLE--

Matsudaira Arash
This isn't good...
But it's not over yet...

Matsudaira Arash
I will show you...
This attack has all my body and soul poured into it!

Demon Archer
I've got a bad feeling about this...
Looks like there's a lot of power going into that.

Mash
A-Anyway, let's run away!

Sakura Saber
Everything's a mess right now, but we have no choice.
Run!

  1. Where can we run to?
  2. But that's...
  Select: Where can we run to?

  Select: But that's...

Matsudaira Arash
It's impossible to run from my bow.
Its range is 2,500 kilometers!

Demon Archer
That's not a bow anymore!

Imagawa Yoshitsune
The moon is nice tonight, Benkei...
I mean, Sessai.

Musashibou Sessai
You ended up saying my whole name, my lord.
The moon is indeed lovely, but still...

Imagawa Yoshitsune
Strange people seem to be approaching us...
Do you know who they are?

Musashibou Sessai
I wonder if they're the patrol that Matsudaira sent out.

Demon Archer
Move, move!
Get out of our way!

Mash
Sorry, we're going to pass through here!

Imagawa Yoshitsune
...They're gone now.
I wonder what that was about?

Imagawa Yoshitsune
So, Benkei... I mean Sessai.
There's one more thing I wanted to ask.

Imagawa Yoshitsune
Did we shoot off some fireworks during the feast?

Musashibou Sessai
No, I didn't hear about that...

Imagawa Yoshitsune
Then what's that light streaking across the sky like a shooting star...

Musashibou Sessai
It's shining brightly, like a shooting star indeed.

Matsudaira Arash
Stella—!

Imagawa Yoshitsune
Th-This can't be. This huge army, in an instant...
Forgive me, brother, but our dream of resurrecting the Kamakura shogunate is...

Imagawa Yoshitsune
Ah, please stop trying to hit me with a rice spoon from beyond the mountains... (snore)

Musashibou Sessai
That's why I told you not to let your guard down...
Anyway, let's get out of here while we're still standing...

Mash
All enemy Servant signatures have vanished...

Sakura Saber
Well, this is kind of...

  1. What a mess...
  2. That's Stella for you...
  Select: What a mess...

  Select: That's Stella for you...

Demon Archer
It can't be helped!

Act 2: Dashing!! GUDAGUDA Three Line Formation

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Takeda Darius
Berserkervoice1.png–!

Sanada Medusa
Finally the time has come to settle the score,
Fool of Owari! ...So my boss says.

Takeda Darius
Berserkervoice2.png–!

Sanada Medusa
Bare your corpses before the Takeda Cavalry.
...So my boss says.

Demon Archer
But it looks like you're just riding an elephant...

Takeda Darius
Berserkervoice1.png–!

Sanada Medusa
Don't worry about the details. It'll make you go bald!
...So my boss says.

Demon Archer
You should be the one worrying!

--BATTLE--

Takeda Darius
Berserkervoice2.png–!

Sanada Medusa
L-Let's plant our flag in Persia.
...So my boss says.

Sanada Medusa
Oh, I'm done here?
Yay...

Mash
W-We managed to defeat them... But it seems like Rider wasn't really that interested in the first place.

Demon Archer
It seemed like my famous cavalry-killing Three Line Formation didn't do that much to Rider?

Mash
Uh, well, that's...

Sakura Saber
Now that you mention it, it seemed like arrows hurt more than usual...

  1. That's just your imagination.
  2. Affinity matters, doesn't it?
  Select: That's just your imagination.
Sakura Saber
Speaking of classes, we haven't heard of yours, Mash.
Mash
You wouldn't see one in a normal Holy Grail War, but...
I'm a Shielder, and we focus on defense.
Demon Archer
A class focused on defense. That's unusual.
But, your chest does look squishy enough to repel anything I throw at it.

  Select: Affinity matters, doesn't it?
Demon Archer
Now that you mention it, Mash doesn't seem to be affected by affinities.
Mash
Right! I'm a Shielder, so you can leave all the defense to me!
Sakura Saber
I'm kind of jealous since I've got a fragile body.
Are those boobs the secret to defense?

Mash
That part doesn't matter!

???
Behold! I am the true god of war, Uesugi Altria!
Takeda Darius, it's time for our fated duel!

Mash
A new Servant?
Master, get ready for battle!

Demon Archer
What? Uesugi? ...Wait, you're a girl? The Dragon of Echigo can't be a girl! Go back and start over!

Sakura Saber
I don't think we can say that...

Uesugi Altria
No, there are theories saying I could be a girl...
Anyway... Where is my fated rival, Takeda Darius?

Sakura Saber
Huh? He got eliminated just now...

Uesugi Altria
What! I came all the way from Kasugayama just to fight,
and it was all a waste...

Uesugi Altria
I wanted to take Kai's food and eat to my heart's content...

  1. Please leave.
  2. The Warring States economy is so cruel.
  Select: Please leave.

  Select: The Warring States economy is so cruel.

Uesugi Altria
Oh... Well, that's just how it goes!
For my food... No, for my people!

Uesugi Altria
I'll take your rations instead!
I have the divine protection of Vaisravana on my side!

Demon Archer
The Warring States period really was like this!
What a pain!

--BATTLE--

Uesugi Altria
I can't believe I lost... It must be because I stopped myself at only three bowls of rice this morning...

Uesugi Altria
By the way, this is completely unrelated,
but I think my shadow is getting...thinner?

Mash
That was a tough battle, Senpai.
All the Servants seemed kind of strange...

  1. Yeah, they did.
  2. You just noticed?
  Select: Yeah, they did.

  Select: You just noticed?

E:Demon Archer
It seems like when they were summoned, factors of the generals I considered my enemies were mixed in.

D:Sakura Saber
So it's your fault again...

Dr. Roman
This is bad! Fujimaru, Mash!
Get away from there immediately!

Mash
What? What's going on, Doctor?

Dr. Roman
Well, I was a bit groggy when I woke up, and was just casually looking into that space's composition...

Dr. Roman
...when I discovered a certain particle spreading there.

Dr. Roman
A fascinating, funny particle that infects Servant spirit cores, causing bad stuff to happen!

Mash
Wh-What was that?
What kind of “bad stuff” are we talking about?

Dr. Roman
Weakened status, modified memories, damaged spirit core. But out of everything that could happen this is the worst...

Dr. Roman
“You become a disappointment!”

Mash
Huh? A disappointment?

Dr. Roman
Yes, a disappointment.

Mash
N-Now that you mention it, there was that Uesugi and that Imagawa from before...

Mash
This is bad, Senpai!
We need to get out of here before we go kaput!

  1. We're going to go kaput?
  2. Mash has already been contaminated...
  Select: We're going to go kaput?
Mash
That's right!
We can't go kaput!
Mash
We might end up like that weird creature!

  Select: Mash has already been contaminated...
Mash
Huh? I-Is there something wrong? Anyway, let's go take a bath and wash it off or something!

Mash
Huh? It doesn't seem like Sakura Saber or Demon Archer have changed at all...

E:Demon Archer
Hmm. We haven't changed at all...

D:Sakura Saber
I'm my same old blood-coughing self.

Dr. Roman
Well, maybe you two were already a disappointment to begin with.

Archer & Saber
What? (x2)

Act 3: Predicament!! GUDAGUDA Encircling Net

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Shimazu Sétanta
So I guess it's our turn now...
But why do I have to be teamed up with you guys?

Chousokabe Emichika
I know it's a Servant's job to obey once summoned,
but I would have loved the chance to refuse this time around...

Mouri Medinari
That's what I wanted to say! And what's up with this weird space? The flow of magical energy coming from the Grail is really strange.

Mouri Medinari
The Grail's being used for something unnecessary again.
Don't you want to have a proper Holy Grail War?

Chousokabe Emichika
As expected of a witch from the Age of Gods.
You've seen through this trickery?

Mouri Medinari
Of course.
...Not that I can do anything about it, though.

Mouri Medinari
You know how there's supposedly a familiar made from the flesh of corpses?

Mouri Medinari
Flesh...enstein, was it?
That is what's happening with the Grail this time.

Mouri Medinari
A lot of things got tampered with, and it turned into something weird...

Shimazu Sétanta
It's a pain. Anyway, it seems like they're coming.
Do you have a plan?

Mouri Medinari
Well first, Lancer... Shimazu Sétanta, was it?
I want you to lure the enemy in.

Shimazu Sétanta
You want me to be bait? Leave it to me.
But...Why am I the only one with a childhood name...

Mouri Medinari
At least that's your real name!
What's up with my Mouri or whatever?

Mouri Medinari
A general from the Warring States period? What's that?
I don't know anything about the history of the Far East!

Chousokabe Emichika
Hm, a grand strategist and the Witch of Betrayal.
The Grail certainly made strange pairings.

Mouri Medinari
You there, don't look like you understand everything.

Mouri Medinari
I want you to hit enemies lured in from the sides.
An ambush, basically.

Chousokabe Emichika
So it's like a guerilla attack. How clever. You're getting accustomed to this strategist thing, aren't you, Caster?

Shimazu Sétanta
—So what are you going to do, Caster?

Mouri Medinari
Me? I'm just a weak witch and waifu, right?
I won't be joining in trivial matters like that.

Mouri Medinari
Though I could charge my NP super fast and go nuts with my Rule Breaker...

Mouri Medinari
I mean, apparently my younger version is getting summoned and taking the spotlight.

Mouri Medinari
This time I'd like to keep my sweet, ladylike image.

Mouri Medinari
Though I'm still pretty young, you know?

Shimazu Sétanta
Okay, this is getting too long!
Let's go!

Mini-Nobu
Nobu, nobu!

Chousokabe Emichika
Ah, be careful, Lancer.
By the way, is that creature a dude?

Shimazu Sétanta
Anyway, give me your hearts!

Demon Archer
What! My heart?

Mash
It hasn't been taken yet! Anyway, we need to intercept them! Huh? Where's Sakura Saber?

Sakura Saber
Sorry, I'm feeling sick today...
Cough!

Mash
This is bad! Without Saber, fighting a Lancer class is going to be difficult!

Dr. Roman
Sakura Saber's really difficult to deal with...

  1. You're talking kinda funny!
  2. Even the Doctor's been contaminated...
  Select: You're talking kinda funny!
Dr. Roman
You're right. What should I do? I know!
Let's ask Magi☆Mari! (Escape from reality)

  Select: Even the Doctor's been contaminated...
Dr. Roman
Chaldea should have been quarantined...
Da Vinci, please make a vaccine!

Demon Archer
You unreliable man-slayer... Huh?
What? What's going on? He's running away.

Shimazu Sétanta
They have more people than our scout reported!
I need to pull back for now.

Mash
I don't really get it, but this is our chance!
Let's go after him, Senpai!

  1. All right! After him!
  2. I've got a bad feeling about this...
  Select: All right! After him!
Mash
Mash Kyrielight, charging in!
Mash
Oh, I'll carry Sakura Saber on my back.
Sakura Saber
...Thanks for always helping me, Mash.
Mash
This is the first time!

  Select: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Demon Archer
Oh, shut it.
Follow me!
Demon Archer
Hurry up and recover, man-slayer, or you're going to get labeled a useless Servant!
Sakura Saber
Strong Servant, weak Servant.
That's up to them...
Sakura Saber
A truly strong Master will...
(Cough!)
Mash
Anyway, please get some rest!

Shimazu Sétanta
Oh, so they actually managed to catch up...

Demon Archer
Hahahaha! We've got you now, Shimazu... or whatever your name is! Now prepare yourself!

Shimazu Sétanta
Yea, I think— You're the ones who need to prepare yourselves.

Mash
What? We're being hit!
From where?

Chousokabe Emichika
Looks like Lancer led you right into our trap.
Time to show you the power of an Archer.

Chousokabe Emichika
Trace on!
Broken Phantasm: Shoot!

Chousokabe Emichika
When am I going to use this bow?
That'd be right now! Fiiiiiish!

Demon Archer
What is this rain of arrows? Is it an ambush?
Oh, so when you ambush someone you want to...

Mash
This is no time for explanations!
We're not in some kind of seminar!

Mouri Medinari
Ha, ha, ha. You dummies fell right into my plan.
Good work, Lancer! I'll buy you some bread later.

Shimazu Sétanta
Are you treating me like a kid?
Get something with yakisoba in it. Nothing spicy!

Shimazu Sétanta
...You guys should be more cautious.
Me running away should've alerted you.

Demon Archer
How could I be so careless... There's been no greater shame since Kanegasaki, Nagamasa...

Chousokabe Emichika
Looks like you've given up.
What are you planning on doing with them, Caster?

Mouri Medinari
Let's see...
What should we do with them?

Mash
I'm sorry, Senpai...
If only Sakura Saber could fight with us...

  1. Don't give up!
  2. How do you feel?
  Select: Don't give up!
Mash
Do you have a plan that could get us out of this?
Demon Archer
Well if Monkey or Micchi were here, we could leave this to them and run away...

  Select: How do you feel?
Sakura Saber
... (Dead silent)
Demon Archer
No response.
She's on her last legs.
Demon Archer
Looks like we got a faulty Saber.
Thanks for your service.

Mouri Medinari
Hahahahaha! Before Mouri Medinari, you're like a moth drawn to a flame!

Mouri Medinari
...Am I playing the bad guy role a bit too heavy?

Sakura Saber
...Mouri?

Shimazu Sétanta
You were always the bad guy.

Shimazu Sétanta
In any case, I guess my role here as Shimazu or whatever is over.

Sakura Saber
...Shimazu?

Chousokabe Emichika
I have no clue why I ended up as Chousokabe, but I guess that's the way it goes.

Sakura Saber
...Chousokabe...
Tosa?

Mash
...What?
Sakura Saber is...

Sakura Saber
Uuuoohhhh!

Sakura Saber
...With sadness and misplaced anger giving me power,
I shall now don the haori of my oath!

Sakura Saber
Satsuma and Choshu shall die!
No mercy!

Mouri Medinari
Huh? Satsuma and Choshu? What's that?
This girl is completely different now! I'm scared!

Demon Archer
I shall explain!

Mash
Eek! That caught me off guard!

Demon Archer
This feeble man-slayer, known as Sakura Saber...
Her True Name echoed through the streets of Kyoto at the end of the shogunate.

Demon Archer
The one who swore to kill all Satsuma and Choshu...
The captain of the Shinsengumi's First Unit, Okita Souji!

Dr. Roman
All of a sudden you reveal her True Name?

Dr. Roman
So you mean Okita Souji is a girl?
Though, I guess I'm used to that by now!

Mash
I'm not really knowledgeable about that era, but is she a famous Heroic Spirit, Senpai?

  1. Pretty famous in Japan.
  2. Wow, a girl, no way. (lifeless)
  Select: Pretty famous in Japan.

  Select: Wow, a girl, no way. (lifeless)

Demon Archer
By the way, my True Name is Oda No–

Demon Archer
It's finally time to pay Satsuma and Choshu back for Toba-Fushimi, Mr. Kondou!

Demon Archer
Yes! Also, I can't really forgive Tosa, either!

Chousokabe Emichika
There's the Satcho Alliance too, so that can't be helped.
But, I am the one that's troubled for being called Chousokabe.

Okita Souji
Shinsengumi's First Unit Captain, Okita Souji!
Here I come!

--BATTLE--

Mouri Medinari
Ah... The old me is so pitiful it hurts...

Shimazu Sétanta
Oh my mentor, I'm sorry...
By the way, that bodysuit...

Chousokabe Emichika
Indeed, this is a bit stranger than expected...

Okita Souji
Haaah, haaah... I-I did it, Mr. Hijikata... (Passes out)

Mash
When Sakura Saber... I mean, when Okita donned her haori, she was ferocious, huh, Senpai?

  1. As expected of the genius swordsman.
  2. She collapsed again...
  Select: As expected of the genius swordsman.
Mash
If she was in the First Squad, does that mean there were other powerful swordsmen in the Shinsengumi?

  Select: She collapsed again...
Mash
Hang in there, Okita!
Have this Golden Fruit!

Demon Archer
By the way, you're not interested in my True Name?
I'm super famous in the Far East.

Demon Archer
It's hard, you know, being such a popular Heroic Spirit!
Everybody wants a piece of me.

Mash
Oh, it's time for lunch, Senpai.
I packed us some.

Demon Archer
Guess nobody cares, huh?

Act 4: Overwhelming Victory!! GUDAGUDA Tenka Fubu

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Demon Archer
I'm getting tired of this, actually...

Mash
But that's so irresponsible!

Okita Souji
This is all your fault to begin with, so you'd better see it till the end!

Mash
Okita, what was your relationship like with Demon Archer in your home world?

Demon Archer
I don't know what to say... She's annoying.
Especially when she warps around.

Okita Souji
Look who's talking!

Okita Souji
If you hadn't tried to convert the Grail into a bomb,
this never would've happened!

Mash
You turned the Grail—into a bomb!?

Demon Archer
Yes, I planned to use it as a superweapon to turn things around.

Demon Archer
But I screwed up and fell headfirst into the reactor core as it was reconstructing...

Demon Archer
Because of that, my powers were taken and weird creatures were born. It's unbelievable.

Mash
I don't understand, but now I know that you were up to some crazy things...

Okita Souji
Oh, we made it here while she was blabbing.
This is the heart of this Singularity, Osaka... I think?

Demon Archer
This is clearly some European town...

???
Fwahahaha!
Welcome, mongrels!

Mash
Th-This voice!

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
It is I, Toyotomi Gilyoshi! King of Heroes and ruler of Zipangu, the Land of Gold!

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
All the treasures of this world, be they gold, or really nice tea sets, are all mine, hah!

Dr. Roman
Man, this situation is really getting out of hand. “Hah?”

Demon Archer
Hmm... He kind of reminds me of Monkey.

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
Don't be mistaken, mongrels. This amount of mud won't even shake my being! I'm here on a different matter!

Mash
A different matter?

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
I won't allow you to forget! I'm speaking of the time I bestowed treasures upon you! I offered you the finest gifts...

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
...yet you mongrels greedily said how Rome's was better, or how you wanted the Dark ones!

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
I wanted those too!
I... I suffered too... I suffered greatly.

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
Why... Why didn't anyone... come to my 10 Summons...

Dr. Roman
He said it wasn't going to shake his being, but things have become disappointing for the King of Heroes.

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
I won't give up. Some things are beautiful because you don't own them. Heh, that's the healthy way to look at it.

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
Now I build my power to prepare for the next event.

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
I'm gathering gold and plain tea sets from this country,
so that next time I can show people who the true king is!

  1. Man, this is... Yeah.
  2. Give me a 5-star next time!
  Select: Man, this is... Yeah.

  Select: Give me a 5-star next time!

Mash
Calm down Senpai!
I don't know what the King of Heroes is talking about...

Mash
...But since he seems like the last boss, let's defeat him and go home to sleep!

Mash
To be honest, I'm getting tired.
In more ways than one!

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
Hmph. I am the sun itself, yet you point your blade at me, mongrel? Very well, Hanbei, Kanbei. Give me a plan!

Takenaka Andersen
I ain't got one, moron.
What's with this low-quality world setting!

Takenaka Andersen
It doesn't make any sense!
I told them not to make a 2D show into a 3D movie!

Kuroda Mephisto
Such a shame! Such an awful, terrible shame!
But, this is a rare chance, right?

Kuroda Mephisto
In Asia we say, “Dance or explode, fellow idiots!”
So let's take this chance to go boom!

Kuroda Mephisto
Huh? Have I not been showing up as often lately?
Aww, you're kidding me!

Kuroda Mephisto
Don't you think Christmas Mephisto might just have a shot of happening?

Mash
No, I do not!

--BATTLE--

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
I can't believe I lost...
My body falls and disappears with the dew...

Toyotomi Gilyoshi
Uruk is just a dream within a dream...
Act now to...become an Uruk citizen... (dies)

Takenaka Andersen
Okay, we're done.
Now my role is finished here.

Takenaka Andersen
I liked the sound of “Takenaka Andersen” so I played along, but I'm sick of that laughing idiot's voice.

Takenaka Andersen
This whole Japan setting is bad news, anyway.
I might run into some crazy nun at any moment.

Takenaka Andersen
Make sure you guys don't do this too much, okay?
These marathons are best if you don't do them for too long.

Kuroda Mephisto
A shame! A disappointment!
Still, the famed fairy tale author sure is nice, huh?

Kuroda Mephisto
I'm not exactly sure who was talking there, but I'll offer you this tea pot as a present.

Mash
Thank you very kindly...

Kuroda Mephisto
The simple and subdued culture of the Far East fascinates me! Exploding tea pots! How eccentric!

Kuroda Mephisto
Let's all count down together!
Three, two, one!

Mash
What? This explodes?
Wh-What do we do Senpai?

  1. Get down!
  2. Throw it away!
  Select: Get down!
Mash
Right! Senpai, hurry and get behind my shield!
Hold me close! As close as you can!

  Select: Throw it away!
Mash
R-Right! I will throw this as far as I, Mash Kyrielight, possibly can!

Demon Archer
Don't worry, only Matsunaga's teapot explodes. Yoink!
...Yep, seems it's the core of that transformed Grail.

Demon Archer
Now my power will return, and we'll be all set...

Mash
Huh?
Archer?

Okita Souji
Archer...
You can't be!

Demon Archer?
Indeed...
Everything is according to keikaku...

Final Act: Up in Flames!! GUDAGUDA Honnoji

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Demon Archer
Fwahahahaha!
I commend you for your efforts!

Demon Archer
Everything is according to keikaku!
This whole thing was my idea!

Demon Archer
Twelve Servant sacrifices to the Grail!
I've regained my power!

Demon Archer
I'll use the power of the Grail to make this space mine,
and then make my way to your world!

  1. You tricked us!?
  2. Nobbu, why...
  Select: You tricked us!?
Mash
No way! I mean, I kind of saw it coming?
Oda Nobunaga
Now I shall reveal my True Name!
I am Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!
Mash
Oh, we knew that.

  Select: Nobbu, why...
Oda Nobunaga
Indeed, I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Oda Nobu–
Mash
Oh, we knew that.

Oda Nobunaga
Huh? How did you know?

Okita Souji
You introduced yourself during lunch, even though nobody asked you.

Oda Nobunaga
Huh? What was I doing?

???
Hah! You've shown yourself, then!

Mash
This voice!

Oda Nobunaga
That's right, it's me!

Mash
Two... Nobunagas?

  1. What's going on?
  2. This mess has reached its peak.
  Select: What's going on?

  Select: This mess has reached its peak.

E:Oda Nobunaga
Actually, I went to the bathroom after lunch,
and someone attacked me from behind!

E:Oda Nobunaga
The next thing I knew I was tied up behind the bathroom, but I managed to escape.

E:Oda Nobunaga
In other words, the person that's been with you since lunch is a fake!

C:Oda Nobunaga
Damn you, you're just half of me yet you're so persistent! My plan was to defeat the real me so I can become the real me!

Okita Souji
I see.
Thanks for the explanation.

Okita Souji
I think I understand, but I'm still not sure who's talking.

Mash
Why don't we just call them Good Nobbu and Bad Nobbu, so we can tell who's who?

  1. Yeah, that might be a good idea...
  2. Can I just tap SKIP?
  Select: Yeah, that might be a good idea...

  Select: Can I just tap SKIP?

Bad Nobbu
What? It's not fair to call me the bad one!
I'm the same as her!

Good Nobbu
I win! I'm the good Nobbu!
I have finally unified this nation by force!

Good Nobbu
The battle's as good as won!
Surrender, Bad Nobbu!

Bad Nobbu
Don't be a goody-goody!
I come from you, so you're Bad Nobbu too!

Good Nobbu
No way! You left me, so now I'm 100% Good Nobbu!

Bad Nobbu
Curse you! You can't talk your way out of this, Good Nobbu! You're definitely worse than me!

Good Nobbu
BZZT! Wrong! I can't believe how dumb and bad I am.

Okita Souji
Could both of you shut up, please?

Bad Nobbu
Fine, I'll show you what makes Bad Nobbu so good at being bad!

Bad Nobbu
No matter how well Good Nobbu talks, I've got most of the power!

Bad Nobbu
Now—I shall burn the world and its gods to ash!
For I am Oda Nobunaga, Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!

Bad Nobbu
FWAHAHAHAHA!
Kneel before the power that slays even gods!

Good Nobbu
Damn you, Bad Nobbu! Everyone!
Band together and help me defeat my evil side!

  1. Yay! Last battle time!
  2. Is there a way to defeat both of them?
  Select: Yay! Last battle time!
Okita Souji
Yes! I'm starting to run low on magical energy and could disappear at any moment, so I'm glad.
Good Nobbu
Your body's way too weak!

  Select: Is there a way to defeat both of them?
Okita Souji
What? I never thought of that.
That's perfect! Brilliant!
Good & Bad Nobbu
Huh?

Mash
A-Anyway, let's just beat the bad Nobunaga!

--BATTLE--

Bad Nobbu
D-Damn you, Good Nobbu...
But I have not lost to you!

Bad Nobbu
I lost to the good Nobbu that's inside my heart!
I will appear again... Yes...

Bad Nobbu
When you forget to be grateful to the land for its blessings!

Mash
She said something ominous and disappeared.
I suppose that means mission complete?

  1. Yeah. Let's go home.
  2. That felt like forever.
  Select: Yeah. Let's go home.
Mash
We picked up many tea sets along the way.
I'm sure that will make Da Vinci happy.

  Select: That felt like forever.
Mash
Yes, it was long in a lot of ways...
Oh, we need to take back all these tea sets.

Dr. Roman
Yeah, looks like this space is starting to fall apart.
Be careful on your way back.

Oda Nobunaga (Real)
Hmmm, my power has fully returned, it seems.

Oda Nobunaga (Real)
...Fwahahaha!
Now I'm really, really done with you...

Okita Souji
I'm sure we've had enough of that.

Okita Souji
Oh, everyone, thank you for your help.
Next time, please come visit us in our world.

Okita Souji
We're in the middle of a big war, though.

Oda Nobunaga
Indeed, our worlds were not meant to intertwine,
but I've taken a liking to you!

Oda Nobunaga
If you ever summon me, the power of the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven shall be at your disposal!

Okita Souji
Yes, but that probability is most likely very low...

Okita Souji
...But if it ever happens, Fujimaru,
I shall lend you my blade!

  1. Yeah, thanks!
  2. Summon... Probability... Ugh, my head...
  Select: Yeah, thanks!

  Select: Summon... Probability... Ugh, my head...

Mash
Goodbye Okita, Nobunaga!
The takuan we had for lunch was delicious!

Okita Souji
Hehe, I hope we meet again someday!

Oda Nobunaga
Yes, it wasn't for long, but you commanded well.
Goodbye, Fujimaru! Farewell!

Mash
—That was pretty rough, huh, Senpai?

  1. It felt like it was a dream.
  2. Yeah, it was such a mess.
  Select: It felt like it was a dream.
Mash
What do you think they're doing now?
Mash
I'm curious what happened to the Imperial Holy Grail, too.

  Select: Yeah, it was such a mess.
Mash
Yes, I'm glad I didn't turn into a weird creature and go...
Mash
Mash-Mash!
Mash
Like they did.

Mash
What's this?

Oda Nobunaga
Hey! How've you guys been?

Mash
Nobunaga?

Okita Souji
It's been a while, everyone.
This time, my evil heart has gone out of control...

Mash
Leave!

  1. Give me a break...
  2. It's a mess until the very end...
  Select: Give me a break...

  Select: It's a mess until the very end...

Okita Souji
I'm really sorry for everything.

Oda Nobunaga

It can't be helped!